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Thanksgiving Short Skate

Written by Super User
Parent Category: The Whole Night Skate Blog
Category: Reviews and Maps
Published: 24 December 2011
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capture_158It was a night of record-setting and firsts, this pre-Thanksgiving skate of 2011.Turkey__Pilgrim

  • 100% of the skaters smoke 
    - This meant there were ample smoke-breaks
  • 66% of the skaters were tobacco smokers
    - This meant there was lots of wheezing 
  • 66% of the skaters were women
    - This meant we were on-time and smelled nice.
  • The skate was less than 6 miles
    - Officially the shortest NightSkate ever 
  • JenniX got drunk at Weenies & Beer
    - This *never* happens 

Skater SmileAfterwards, private transportation was provided. That's extra cool. 

Lila
Jenni
Shawn